Skojjiga grejjor jag hittat ;)

Okej, jag vet att jag redan skrivit ett inlägg idag, men ni får fan läsa och nöja er, när ni ändå har gjort er besväret att skriva in den lååånga adressen till min blogg.

Denna hemsidan har jag varit inne på idag, och fnizzat massor.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. -- Terry Pratchett

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

They laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! -- Bob Monkhouse

It is ridiculous to claim that video games influence children. If Pacman had affected kids born in the eighties, they'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to monotonous electronic music.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. -- Homer Simpson

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird. -- Steven Wright

There is a thin line between fishing and standing on a shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright

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